It's Burning UP

I hate the heat, because you know what happens in the heat? I sweat, but unlike every other human being I seem to sweat just at the very thought of going outside.
Enough about me, lets talk about what really burnin' up the town,
has anyone heard of that new movie, with the vampires? Lets see...you know! The one that pops out of every corner constantly bombarding us with propaganda to watch it?
Oh wait, I remember...
ECLIPSE

Yes, these vampires and werewolves and that underage boring pale girl seem to have the popularity of a reincarnated version of Jesus, without the stigmatas.

Look I don't dislike Twilight I just hate how it's turned into some commercial circus act for these teen stars and mobs of fans, but then again doesn't everything have to go through that phase in order to be successfull? Is that how the measure of popularity is measured in America? By how many times is your face seen by people?
Well...yeah

And I'll be supporting that on Thursday when I actually see the film.

In other news, I just bought three new pairs of shoes, why? Well because I'm not capable of saving shit.
BYE